The Press is a load of bollocks!

Just readin the BBC's football gossip page made me piss that I had to change my boxers:

Mikael Silvestre has told manager Sir Alex Ferguson he wants to leave Manchester United after being left out of the team for the Community Shield. (Sunday Express)

I'm sure I saw him play today!

Up to 10 Premier League clubs are chasing the signature of 6ft 4in, 18-year-old Argentine wonderkid Franco Di Santo - described as the new Maradona. (Sunday Mirror)

Last I saw Diego Maradona was a 5 ft 5 in fat ex-footballer!!

Diego Maradona	Franco Di Santo